To Whom it May Concern:

Are you man enough to hire Jancsi Szabo. I'm not, even if I had a job available. No task offers enough challenge to Jancsi Szabo. I for one wouldn't want to be responsible for this man if he had idle time on his hands. This is a man that can't sit still. It's in his genes. His  Mother crawled through barbed wire while pregnant to escape Communist Hungary with his Father.

This is a man that took a Dodge chassis, mated it with a Chevy body, and then shortened the bed to turn it into a TONKA truck that was as tall as it was long!

This is a man that once told a joke at a neighborhood block party that still has 4 people laughing.

This is a man that kept a factory of 80-year-old mystery-machines running with a regular maintenance of raw steel and forged determination.

This is a man that taught his German Shepherd to be cool in two languages.

This is a man that killed a wild boar, with a knife, after tracking it through palmetto brush - crawling on his belly for 4 hours. (OK, technically this is a combination of two separate stories, one involving a hunting knife and the other a .45 sidearm, but COME ON! Wild Boars!)

This is a man that proved: Not only can you build a Towtruck in your back yard - a crate engine CAN fit in a minivan given enough persuasion.

This is a man that once took a 2-year vow of silence, just so he could better understand the sound of a whisper. (Well, actually he had a crappy breakup in his 20s and didn't talk much for a while after that. She's really a whore - ask Jason.)

This is a man that never needs to come in from the cold, but often does to warm the hearts of others.

If you have a role to fill, and nobody else seems up to the task, maybe it's time to call this man. If you want to get in touch - send a note here: Jancsi Szabo But don't wait too long. Before you know it, he'll be off solving ridiculous problems for someone else.